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Respect the fonds: Jumping the shark

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Steff Clarke

May 24 at 3:05pm

Hey all, Check out my auctions on trade me:

1 Heavy silver pen inscribed 'REX'
1 I-pod includes free Phil Collins downloads
1 laptop (not ex-works) has been dried out after water damage
1 ex-works laptop only used for HR purposes (has the words 'Frank's Laptop keep out' scratched on screen) comes with free unused taxi chit
1 spare personality only used once (see Thistle Inn for details) comes with free novelty tie pin
1 water damaged home stereo (still works, I think, too scared to switch on)
I pair shorts (size extra small or extra large), not needed as playing career over (signed by Michael Johnson)
1 retro 80's slogan t-shirt 'Frankie says relax'
1 gold effect bracelet inscribed 'Michael 'The Blase' Perry' one size fits all

Please forward on to anyone you think might be interested

Happy bidding

Steff

Jono The-Penii-Baker

May 26 at 9:36am

also add to the list...
1 bruised ego formerly used by a T Norcliffe after saturdays "performance"

just a question about some of the items.....does the sturdy wooden plinth come with the Pen or with Michael "Michael 'Michael johnson' Jordan" Jonasen shorts?

Steff Clarke

May 26 at 5:51pm

Sorry you have been outbid! The sturdy wooden plinth has been won by another bidder, see my profile for other listings


The moral of the story is...if you really want the heavy wooden plinth know your REX pen suppliers. It's not big and its not clever.... ask Frank!

Next update pending.

Steff